Mountain supplies salesman: so what made you wanna climb mt Everest?
Me: I need to catch a regice

You know, ORAS dialogue actually sounds pretty fucking stupid if you never actually use mega evolution. Everyone is all like “oh you’ve mastered mega evolution” and “you are the chosen one. see how your pokemon can mega evolve?” and you’re just like “I literally have not mega evolved once.”

POkesonas are so fun to draw. Also, I am having fun with this style.
Big dogs sit on smaller dogs when annoyed according to the owner of this pokesona, mastermod

POkesonas are so fun to draw. Also, I am having fun with this style.

Big dogs sit on smaller dogs when annoyed according to the owner of this pokesona, mastermod

So dracini made an umbreon.
What can I say other than pokemon

So dracini made an umbreon.

What can I say other than pokemon

With a sudden influx of pokesonas that are combinations of two or more pokemon, I decided to make my own. Meet Silver, the eevee/growlithe mix. She’s noice.

With a sudden influx of pokesonas that are combinations of two or more pokemon, I decided to make my own. Meet Silver, the eevee/growlithe mix. She’s noice.

Wow Delta Episode is disappointing

Like, Rayquaza is a huge fucking disappointment and why the fuck do they throw two legendaries in a row without giving you the option of going and restocking on ultra balls?

Also, rayquazas mega looks fucking stupid and is really bad to lose. He dies in one hit against whatsherface who battles you immediately after you catch rayquaza for no fucking reason. Deyoxys is weak as fuck. He can only kill rayquaza who is forced to be in his mega at the very start of the battle making him the first mega I’ve used much to my chagrin. Also, I the last half hour of my life was wasted because I fucking ran out of ultra balls when trying to catch deoxys because they don’t let you go and restock.

Also, the stuff the characters say make no fucking sense if you never actually used any megas the entire game because they go and praise how good you are at mega and how close your pokemon are to be able to mega evolve and I’m just like “I have never even mega evolved any of my pokemon because that’s fuckign stupid”

Also, the stuff she says after you battle her makes no sense if you lose to her, which I did in hopes to get back to a town so I can buy more ultra balls.

TL:DR

Rayquaza was overhyped, the part where you face rayquaza then immediately battle the daconoid and then immediately face deoxys were poorly thought out and the stuff they say makes no sense if you never mega evolve.

They become self aware

They become self aware

hoofprint-is-spooky and rosexknight were making fun of my choice in pokemon. I showed them.

hoofprint-is-spooky and rosexknight were making fun of my choice in pokemon. I showed them.

Why do people want me to change?
Why can’t I just be me?
So I redrew a pic I had drawn so long ago that it was before sylveon was even announced.

Why do people want me to change?

Why can’t I just be me?


So I redrew a pic I had drawn so long ago that it was before sylveon was even announced.

I used to have a shitty pokemon blog about an eevee and a missingno living together. i’ve decided to bring back the eevee maybe

I used to have a shitty pokemon blog about an eevee and a missingno living together. i’ve decided to bring back the eevee maybe