sushisparrow:

pimp-eridan:

southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg

this makes me so mad

Art Porn at its finest

trinitywings:

foxmittens:

doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.

^ Reblogging for that comment

Woot. My internet blocker no longer works and my internet is over four times faster. Gonna be a  good night tonight!

I have been a pizza delivery man for a month now and  still nobody has offered to pay for the pizza in sex. I’m starting to think that the pornos lied to me.