Dear stupid customer
please do not order a lettuce wrap and then complain about the lack of bread
Dear baby boomer who told me “if you hate your job, maybe you should work somewhere else”
1. Fuck you, I don’t hate my job. I just hate the coworker who has to challenge every thing I do.
2. You wouldn’t know a good wrap from a bad wrap. If I listened to my coworker, all the contents would have fallen out.
No seriously I don’t think you understand how much bullshit this hospital puts me through on a near daily basis.
Dear hospital
please stop ordering five minutes before we close. you do this 3 times a week and it is seriously annoying
Dear lady
If you don’t order chips, do not get bitchy with me for not brining them. My job is to bring what is on the receipt. If it isn’t on the receipt how am I supposed to know to bring them.
Sir if its not on the receipt that means you did not order it so don’t get mad at me for not bringing something you did not even order in the first place
Dear lady who insists she knows our cup sizes better than us
That’s a medium, not a small. It’s medium because there’s one size bigger and one size smaller. Stop telling me it’s a small.
