Silver Tongue

jitterbugjive:

this shit is like saying because I write about foal trafficking, that that somehow means I support human trafficking, even though the traffickers are the villains

didnt you know? george lucas supports fascism because the empire in star wars is fascist!

the story of each pokemon game relies on you never losing a single battle

terashell:

scotchtapeofficial:

aceofalmonds:

scotchtapeofficial:

when you do lose a battle, you “black out” and start over in a pokecenter and you redo the battle until you win

when you black out it’s because you were in a doomed splinter off the main timeline and youre being taken back to your Victory Timeline

u lose u die

Then why do you also lose money?

the time-space grim reaper that drags your soul back to the Alpha Timeline jacks ur wallet while your consciousness transfers across the aetherial plane

Actually you white out and then it says you scurry back to the pokemon center so it’s saying all the protagonists are super anxiety ridden (becausse whiting out is something you do in a panic attack) and because of the rules of the pokemon world you have to give half of your cash on hand to the winner. So you panic, nearly pass out, hand over half your wallet to whoever just kicked your ass, and slink back to the pokemon center to recover from your panic attack while your fainted pokemon are restored to full health.

Yes because they were insisting that splintered timelines in which everyone dies as canon.

insomnia yay

This shift is starting off swell

This shift is starting off swell

revolution-valonia-mk-3:

gayvoid:

“Steven Universe would be so much better without Steven as the protagonist”

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Steven is a must.

Harry Potter would be so much better with harry
Doctor who would be so much better without the doctor
mario would be so much better without mario
Ben 10 would be so much better without ben
Courage the cowardly dog would be so much better without courage
(series with main protagonists name as the title) would be so much better without (main protagonist in the title)

sinbadism:

africanaquarian:

it’s wild how america is basically a dystopia but we’re conditioned almost immediately upon starting school to believe that it’s not and that it’s the pinnacle of freedom

i mean, that in itself is kind of the hallmark of a dystopian nation

What are you talking about? America doesn’t condition people, what with it’s media only putting “ideal americans” in good light and making everyone else seem like a threat, it’s government who actively resists change once someone who actually cares about people gets in office, it’s school systems designed to have people get used to a schedule and monotony, it’s insistence on how important something is like it’s a necessity and then pricing it so that if someone DOES do it, they are in debt for life and it’s mandatory pledging of allegiance to the country.

This is the pinnacle of freedom.

jestre:
“setbabiesonfire:
“sswincestiel:
“lepreas:
“ mahramore:
“ shots fired
”
rockets launched
” ”
Boom
”
The church is there for the community, right?
”
Sure, and the government is there for the people.

jestre:

setbabiesonfire:

sswincestiel:

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

Boom

The church is there for the community, right?

Sure, and the government is there for the people.

“Hey can I check out up here at customer service where you’re supposed to only do returns and pickups? The lines a mile long up front where I’m supposed to wait. Clearly I’m too good for that.”

rosexknight:

Fuck. No.

But no the customer is always right even when they are very wrong.

Hey, I have an idea! How about someone make a website where people can add you to their friends list regardless as to whether you want to be there or not and make it so you cannot leave if you want to. That is a fan-tucking-fastic idea.

d0nn0:

all the media cares about is a nip slip, not the fact she saved her son and her nanny from drowning.

Oh no, women have boobs. What a story. Nobody knew that. And we found out when some random person was saving her family from drowning. What a discovery. It’s such a feat in human progress that all the press should report about how women have breasts.