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Why can’t we just load ozone into planes and basically crop dust the sky?

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micdotcom:

Creationists are really mad at Google’s doodle today

Today’s Google Doodle celebrates the 41st anniversary of Lucy the Australopithecus’ discovery. Lucy is thought to have walked upright and is considered to be an early human ancestor. In response creationists are lashing out at Google — and even trumpeting false theories.

More on Lucy and the science behind her.

Why am I not surprised…

well, technically they’re right. Humans did not in fact evolve from monkeys.

We evolved from apes. Monkeys also evolved from apes but in different environments, causing them to become different people altogether. we didn’t evolve from monkeys, both humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. 

I mean, they’re still being stupid about it but I’m using this as an opportunity to share how humans evolved.

Who the fucks idea was it to call the moon missians “apollo?” They should have called it “artimis”

Now what will we call the mission to land on the sun?

saccharinecyanide:

The color changing cells known as chromatophores get funky during experiments on the Longfin Inshore squid (loligo pealei). Researchers at the Marine Biological Laboratory in Woods Hole, MA stimulated the skin of a dead squid with music from an iPod.

PEOPLE LAZER SHOTGUNS!

REAL LIFE LAZER SHOTGUNS!

THIS IS THE FUTURE!

Alright, now that I walked away from our argument a bit, After taking a break, I decided we should restart our argument since I think I lost track of what we were arguing about and started to ramble through fatigue. Now since this is tumblr, we can use the reblog system and I can keep track of the main point better plus since it's not real-time we can take as long as we want to make our arguments, so do you want to start over? it's your call

Alright, let’s talk about he physics of time within a fictional game and why the official timeline is wrong.

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