Silver Tongue
(for the anti-truth thing) Are cakes good?

Cakes are terrible and I would destroy all of them. Which is okay because they are very easy to make. A piece of cake if you will.

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What I say: I'm fine.
What I mean: I'm crying on the inside because a bromance of two fictional characters nearly being torn up due to them moving on with their lives, a father finally selling the house that he raised the protagonist in to the protagonists foil, the foil finally setting aside his prejudice and the inevitability that sometimes you may never see your friends again due to everyone eventually having their own life, family and dreams.

sweet-poni is the kindest most generous and best friend ever.

how to piss me off real quick

Person: Complains about thing

Me: Gives easy solution

Person: Oh if only there were an easy solution

Me: Look at the easy solution I just gave.

Person: Everywhere I look for solution there are these problems

Me: The easy solution I gave has none of those problems

Person: Oh if only there were an easy solution

When you ask a simple question and don’t get a straight answer

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Let’s say there’s this person who works at their job. Now, imagine the someone took a picture of them and posted it on the internet without them knowing because they were attractive. Now the person gets a shit ton of messages asking people to fuck them despite the person already being in a committed relationship. Now people are actively looking for the person. The person has had to change their phone number many times but other people just keep coming to them.

Who would you consider to be the bad person? The worker who does not want a bunch of people stalking and harassing them or the other people who torment him to no end.

Oops, I let it slip that it was a guy I was taking about.

After beating watchdogs

5 minutes of credits.
wow, congratulations ubisoft. You finally understand that the baby of the cousin of the janitors friend isn’t important to the game.

One more cutscene

30 minute credits.
Congratulations ubisoft. You have raised my hopes and dashed them quite nicely.

mimosas-andsand:

wtf is a sharknado

sometimes a tornado can form over the ocean pulling up water and various marine lifeforms. When there’s an overabundance of sharks in the water, they merge with the tornado to become the sharknado. the only way to defeat the sharknado is to throw bombs at it or hit the individual sharks with a bar stool.

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