The ultimate problem with work and school at the same time.
Me: Hey I'm telling you like a month in advance school starts this day so I'm gonna need off these two days a week starting this day.
Work: Okay cool. But we're still gonna schedule you those days, just after your classes.
Me: But that's my time to get classwork done. Am I at least gonna get another day off?
Work: Sometimes. But not yet. We're down a person so we're actually going to work you some all-day shifts.
Me: But...
School: Hey don't forget about these assignments that are pretty large and due rather soon.
Me: Alright but I have to stay up super late to finish them and they're not gonna be as good.
School: That's fine hope you're happy with C's and B's.
Work: Hey how come you've been so tired lately and late? Not cool man.
Me: REMEMBER THAT SCHOOL THING I TOLD YOU ABOUT LITERAL MONTHS BEFORE IT STARTED, GIVING YOU TOTALLY AMPLE TIME TO PLAN AROUND IT???
Work: But we're down a person...
Me: WE HAVE HAD THREE JOB FAIRS JUST THIS YEAR WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU HIRED SOMEONE YET?!
Work: We're working on it.
Me: Yeah well I'm gonna work on trying to sleep as much as I can so kindly get off my back.
School: Hey don't forget abou--
Me: BOTH OF YOU!!
