yiffysniffy:
“• It’s been implied that Sour Cream and Onion are Half-brothers
• Yellowtail, Sour Cream, and Onion are all seen together in The Return, implying they are a family unit of some fashion.
• Vidalia is a type of onion. Vidalia is likely...

yiffysniffy:

  • It’s been implied that Sour Cream and Onion are Half-brothers
  • Yellowtail, Sour Cream, and Onion are all seen together in The Return, implying they are a family unit of some fashion.
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  • Vidalia is a type of onion. Vidalia is likely Sour Cream and Onion’s mom, completing a terrible trifecta of names.
  • Sour cream talked about his “weird step dad,” which likely refers to Yellowtail, meaning Sour Cream’s genetic father is unaccounted for.
  • The timeline is a little hazy, but if Sour Cream was conceived when Marty was in beach city, the difference between Steven and Sour Cream’s age would be the amount of time Greg and Rose dated before deciding to have a child, Which seems like it checks out.
  • Marty is Sour Cream’s dad.

Just look at these pasty human beings

Don’t forget that sour cream also said his dad wants to continue the family business of being a fisherman.

puil:

someone, explain THIS

Probably the same reason greg had to emphasize that he was there 5000 years ago during the gem war. I mean, it would be implied that he wasn’t there that long ago so why was he so quick to emphasize that he wasn’t? 

My theory is that this is gregs version, a more modern take on how they first met so that steven doesn’t realize he’s actually 5000+ years old.

pastahorde:

This episode was so important on so many levels, I can barely begin to explain it- But let me start by pointing out this scene.

Marty suggested that having multiple flings with women is OK. That instead of giving love and affection towards one person you find yourself compatible with, you should just basically date, have a one night stand with, etc. with multiple people. Greg didn’t sit by and agree with this. He corrected him and said that women are not objects to be played with and then thrown away when you’re bored with them. Women are people, just like any other human being in this world that we live upon.

So don't you dare sit there and tell me the only reason Rose fell in love with Greg was because he was good looking when he was younger. This man stated something in a few seconds that most people can’t get through their heads and comprehend in a lifetime. Greg is a wonderful, caring man, a dad who’s trying to do his best for his child without the help from his deceased wife, and knows that when someone says something that he thinks is wrong or he doesn’t agree with, he speaks up.

I’m really glad that children, will get to see this- children who will hold onto this message and learn that it’s not alright to treat people like play things.

Rose saw beauty in many things on earth. It would make sense that she would fall in love with someone who shares similar views.

mega-madridista-4-life:

THANK YOU GREG

Remember how people think that greg is a terrible father and person?
Seems like the SU crew is cracking down really hard on their fandoms bullshit.

qxeenly:

Rose Quartz in S02 E05 - Story for Steven

“You’re awfully cute, and I really want to play with you. But your life is short, and you have dreams. I won’t let you give up on everything you want.”

crunchy-sheep:

mmmm one thing I’m confused about, if the crystal gems are over 5000 years old, then why do they look so young in Story for Steven?

It means pearl and garnet were defeated at least once and had to regenerate before steven was born.

We know that regeneration still leaves someting on the outside like a scar such as pearl getting a sash after regenerating

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Or garnet being bisected leaving her with a vertical line

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So then that means that garnet was probably “killed” like this

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And pearl was

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But amethys (who loves shapeshiftin the most) doesn’t appear to have any major changes. She just had her hair grow and her undershirt got bigger.

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extradan:

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extradan:

Rose is so precious 

too pure for this world

She is so pretty and tall and everyone looks small to her.

sorry greg but I want her to be my wife 

shes amazing.. just like someone i knew..

Rose kept the shirt. It’s in the lions mane.

extradan:

Rose is so precious 

too pure for this world

She is so pretty and tall and everyone looks small to her.

the-mystery-of-bill-cipher:

Amethyst liked Greg’s hair so much she decided to grow out her own

craftykraken:

azula-griffon:

*screams because SU episode*

*HEAVY BREATHING*

ROSE IS SO PRETTY AND TALL AND FAT AND EVERYONE LOOKS SO TINY COMPARED TO HER AND SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL