why i love the episode

It makes me feel conflicted. By all accounts, bismuth was correct and that weapon could have been a turning point in the war, saving everyone and you can’t even use the “but at what cost” argument because the cost probably wouldn’t have been as bad as the diamonds song, which forced all gems on earth sans roses posse into a fate worse than death.

I have no reason to disagree with bismuth. I have no good reason to disagree with her. And that makes me feel queasy. And that is why I like the show. Because it’s not all black and white, but various shades of grey.

butchpilotpearl:

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tfw you hate yourself and feel inadequate but then it turns out your friend hates themselves too and feels inadequate except what the fuck they don’t deserve that

A summary
Amethyst: Listen up Steven, you are amazing and good and everything right in the world, ok? *Punches him in the face*
Steven: You're wrong. You are literally the best thing to ever walk the earth. *Breaks Amethyst's legs*
Amethyst: Christ, Steven, are you fucking stupid? You're the best person in the universe, just admit it! *Hits him mover the head with a baseball bat*
Steven: *Coughing up blood* Wrong again. You are the best and I love you. *Stabs her*
Pearl: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE OH GOD

shacklefunk:

can we talk about how jaspers plan was literally terrible

like i guess i thought she’d have some kind of big thing planned bc there were so many ominous posts abt it but she. didnt at all she literally just nabbed some gems and was like “u work for me now!!” and then stormed the fucking castle w two corrupted gems and her bare hands, not even knowing that pearl and garnet werent there. she was ready to throw down w the whole crystal gem crew like that. is there a doubt in anyones mind abt how bad she would have lost that fight

jasper what was your plan !!!! why are you !!! so incompetent !! you are laughably incompetent !!!

and then she just recedes into the ocean like an anime villain

where are you GOING what are you DOING. its not WORKIGNF

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Okay but we’ve had Peridot in the rain

Lapis with autumn leaves

What I’m saying is:
Give us Jasper in the snow

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Thanks

jasper and vegeta are literally the same character

nintenboyy:

  • both obsessed with becoming more powerful than they already are
  • a reoccurring problem for the protagonists  
  • came from an evil extraterrestrial race
  • vegeta calling goku “kakarot” = jasper calling steven “rose”
  • vegeta walking off with the dragonball with no explanation = jasper taking the gems and walking away with no explanation
  • ???
  • headbutts a child
  • messes with their enemy’s sons
  • makes the main character’s friends feel worthless
  • a major asshole but people love them regardless
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  • this

Does that mean jaspers kid from the future is going to arrive to cut yellow diamond in half?

aeviternlty:
“ She was so ready to fight rose she put her eyeliner back on again
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aeviternlty:

She was so ready to fight rose she put her eyeliner back on again

Jasper and her low standards

theoffendeduser:

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“Are you that desperate for troops, Rose? That you keep a defect like this?”

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“Hold on a minute, I need to have a talk with the Gem monster I’m desperately keeping as a troop.”