shinysoroka:

thorsbian:

Thor took groot as an elective which means growing up he was the rare combination of nerd and jock and idk why people are surprised i mean the boy talks astrophysics wirh bruce 7 phd’s banner like its nothing and when he drops down to earth which clique does he immediately join? Not shield!! Not the avengers!! Some podunk star scientists out in the middle of nowhere on an extended camping trip like!! Whilst loki was painting his nails to match his cufflinks, thor was studying foreign languages as he benchpressed heimdall. Thor isnt your garden variety jock he’s a bookworm jock, easily found stargazing or doodling in his moleskin journal

Loki: Why you would want to talk to sentient trees?
Thor: Why wouldn’t you? They are sentient trees!!

that-catholic-shinobi:

“Get this man a shield!” T'CHALLA says.

Shuri comes running in, wheeling in a cart of her latest designs. “Well here we have a vibranium shield that can redistribute kinetic energy!”

Steve looks at this genius child, confused.

Shuri has Bucky hold it. “Hit it.”

Steve does.

Shuri pulls out a phone, and records. “Do it again.”

Steve glances at T'Challa who nods seriously. “For research purposes.”

sicktier:

spectrology:

infinity war is basically just [S] GAME OVER

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ifadko:
“oh God…oh fuck…
I’m sorry…
what am i doing…
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ifadko:

oh God…oh fuck…
I’m sorry…

what am i doing…

after seeing just how much rose trusted pearl, the episode with roses scabbard is so much more sad

after seeing just how much rose trusted pearl, the episode with roses scabbard is so much more sad

lousysharkbutt:

you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself

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mrdsc1010:

ruinedchildhood:

vinebox:

vinebox:

ruinedchildhood:

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

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https://twitter.com/troyxkates/status/992909487349620736?s=19

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I was going to scroll past until Spiderman’s ass started disintegrating

lousysharkbutt:

he’s bad at first impressions

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recklessravager:

thorsbian:

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch