Silver Tongue
BILL CIPHER IS IN THE PHYSICAL PLANE, FINALLY WE CAN ALL CANONICALLY FUCK BILL CIPHER

DO NOT FUCK THE TRIANGLE

clear headed, freshly rested review.

I can confirm that a multitude of circumstances such as having to watch it on a small phone, two of my friends spoiling it and a taxing day at work among other things did in fact effect my opinion.

1) I am still iffy about their talents being “helping others find their talents” despite it being much better than just helping in general because when they try and “help” more damage than good is caused.  I can see now that their primary talent of sports, singing and apple is on the shields so that makes it fell less like I was lied to for the last five years.

2) I DO still think it was out of character for Diamond Tiara to open up so fast. If she had lost silver spoon or we saw her interacting with her mother a few episodes ago, then it would make more sense but her redemption arc was still to fast.

3) The songs were subpar. They have been for the last few episodes.

Is it the worst episode? No, I still think that princess spike is the worst. But I still think that it’s certainly not the best. I don’t agree with the cutiemarks but now that I can see them proper and can actually understand what they are for, it’s easier to swollow but still iffy.

On a related note, next week I should not be in a certain skype group, I should make sure I don’t work a long ass shift and I should avoid whatever the fuck fucked up my stomach. 

flowerypearl:

everyone please look at how much my baby has grown

The bird has finally learned to fly.

pearl-amethyst-garnet:

Is pearl okay

New smol green mom with gem on forehead makes tol birb mom with gem on forehead jealous

Steven: water gets hot and evaporates into the sky until it gets heavy and falls.
Peridot: that sounds fake but okay

sunesshine:

What do you mean this isn’t how it went

peridot: is mayonnaise a weapon?
steven: no mayonnaise is not a weapon
peridot: *raises hand*
steven: no, horse radish is not a weapon either

One thing I am disappointed at with the new episode is that she’s confirmed to be a slice of pie and not a mountain dew dorito.