Silver Tongue

As much as we all joke about the size names at Starbucks, I’ve never been denied service for saying large. Like, yeah the sizes are stupid, but don’t take it out on the employees. They know it’s dumb and they can’t change it.

At Starbucks for the first time. HOW THE HELL CAN THE SMALLEST SIZE BE ‘TALL’

And I told them my name was David Cage.