carwashkid:

artemispanthar:

dylans-life-and-stuff:

that-one-geek-you-know:

I’m ashamed of what I’ve created.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS PEARL 

It’s always Pearl because this meme is structured around a very common comedy trope (which TV Tropes calls ‘The Triple’) which is to list two normal things and then follow it up with a third random or humorous thing. You need to save the joke for last or else it doesn’t work as well and if you have too many or too few examples beforehand it just kind of kills the impact, so the magic number for the joke to work is 3 and since Pearl is listed third she’s always the one replaced with the joke

Meme Science.

It’s even funnier because steven is actually last but isn’t done because it wouldn’t flow as well

daikaiju-danielle:

“You have a lobster on your butt.”

I love this AU and you can’t do anything to stop me

compsense:

mablefox:

baezula:

a brief summary

steven steVEN STEVEN NO

that’s it that’s the show

kinkshamer69:

a lot of people have a lot of different opinions as to what the worst post on tumblr is but this is objectively it

Su fans, fuse up

OUAT fans, get the sleeping curse

MLP fans, get the elements ready

GF fans, Get your grappling hooks

Salem fans, get ready for a trial

Mianite fans, get your liquid nVidia

Best Friend fans, get your fireaxe

oelm:

i’ve been playing attack the light all weekend and this had me laughing every time i got it

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!

babynadder:

Can we take a moment an appreciate how graceful Rose Quartz is? Especially in this scene: 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an overweight women shown as being graceful, floating, or gently landing on anything. Everything about Rose Quartz is so good and having an overweight woman being shown as an ethereal beauty instead of a joke is really nice.

Does anyone remember that one fat woman who injured herself and when she was recovering she posted a video of it ans someone had no idea so he made fun of her but when she was fully recovered she showed esactly how gracefull she is? I think she should play rose if there is ever a live action SU thing

smellynerd:

ttumbleweed:

Beach City Pride 2k14!!

I’m really proud of this one, I hope you guys like it!

im sorry but every time i see this all i can think about how pizza is five dollars a slice in beach city like yes im obviously all about being gay but i cant focus on that when im thinking about the fucked up hellscape that steven universe apprently exists in where you gotta slap down an abe lincoln to get one single slice of pizza. what the fuck.

It’s probably cheaper to get a bunch of slices. Remember how getting twelve donuts is cheaper than getting six?

gems-n-kyojin:

meaganfanart:

(Edit to hopefully fix some resizing issues)

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LONGEST FAN COMIC I HAVE EVER MADE.

So, this was going to be a lot shorter, but ended up so long I had to switch photoshop formats. Which is weird, cause not all THAT much happens.

I really wanted to do a comic about how Ruby and Sapphire decide to stay Garnet forever. Something that would explain:

• Why Ruby was so much more freaked out than Sapphire in “Jailbreak”
  
• Why Sapphire was continuously singing to let Ruby know she was okay

It doesn’t really matter how Sapphire’s gem got cracked. A fall was just easiest for me to portray, this thing is long enough as it is… The main important parts are:

• Ruby and Sapphire were apart when Sapphire got hurt very badly.
  
• Ruby had to wait a long time for Sapphire to regenerate.
• When Sapphire finally healed, they decided they never wanted to be apart again, IE “If something happens to one of us, it happens to both of us.”

So there is my headcanon. And my LUDICROUSLY LONG fan comic explaining it. Also, Rose, I love you, but you are banned from future fan comics for TOO MUCH HAIR. HOW DO THEY ANIMATE YOU?!!? NO WONDER YOU WERE KILLED OFF BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED.

So anyway, here is my silly comic. I hope you like it.

Links to the properly sized pages as I cannot get it to resize on tumblr properly:

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:))))))))))))))))))))))

Oh my god, I love hti interpretation of rose. Rose is being a dork but knows when to serious up and also knows when to be motherly and a leader and I love seeing depictions of the crystal gems before steven

nerdyneko265:

no-mi-torta:

su-memelord:

marminko:

so first pearl reforms

then garnet

and now amethyst 

oh no 

I beg mercy oh lord Rebecca sugar

don’t   

hurt

the muffin

HURT THE MUFFIN

DO IT FOR THE RATINGS

DO IT FOR THE TEARS

DESTROY OUR ASSES, SUGAR

NOOOOOOO!!!! HES AN ENDANGERED CINNAMON BUN!!!! YOU CANT HURT HIM!!!!

What if lapis is the next to reform? Or jasper? Or anyone other than my precious baby.

save-the-void:

peri-dick:

peridot-is-bae:

melonical:

Ah yes, the crossover nobody asked for. Made exclusively because this picture reminded me of Buzz.

Omfg no

BLESS YOU SO HARD IKM CERUUEOIRYJLKSETJHMNLEFHJMLERBJG

are you KIDDING ME