adurot:

psychopathogen:

Why do I understand this perfectly

I don’t get the geode or cinnamon roll bits, but the rest yeah.

the geode is amethyst. Steven is the cinnamon bun too pure for this world

polyglotplatypus:

A continuation of this comic.

I’d like to personally thank 9r7g5h for allowing me to hurt all of you with her headcanon. I have never made so many people cry. It feels amazing.

If you want to feel even more emotionally compromised, feel free to message me and I’ll probably draw something sadder (mostly because I’m a huge prick).

Have a nice day and don’t forget to tag me when you make new headcanons, your tears taste delicious.

polyglotplatypus:

Steven is injured but he’s not the one who ends up regenerating. Based on this headcanon.

UPDATE:

Continued here.

solosart:

ROSE’S WEDDING 

Kinda extension of Queen Rose AU?? I just wanted to draw them in wedding attire, and flowers haha (click >  link to my dA to find out the flowers i dont feel like typing them again laughs). I chose dress type + flowers based on their body types w/e I thought they’d look good in.
The Diamond trio was totally not invited but would I pass up drawing Jasper in a dress?
No.
No I would not.

Anyways these are up on my Redbubble as stickers now. 

thismightyneed:

like, I dunno you guys but having in mind how Garnet’s gauntlets look, it make me think which kind of weapons the small mommas have, I personally think Ruby has a cute lil boxing glove and Sapphire having the fanciest and most magical brass knuckles to ever exist

tootha:

i think this is rly funny tbh (orig video)

flamingtoadart:

The Belcher Kids vs. Big Buff Cheeto Puff and Lime Dorito

bloomer-810:

• Pearl be stabbed in the gut by herself and then disappear into a gem for 2 weeks, leaving him with the evil clone of herself
  
•  Garnet be literally split in half. The person he thinks the strongest be literally split in HALF.
•  Amethyst turning into his dead mother and freaking out his father to the point he was shutting down
•  Amethyst (nearly) get crushed by a rock and found out she was meant to be evil and saw her completely break down
• Amethyst falling off a fucking cliff and had to watch helpless as her body started malfunctioning knowing he had the power to reverse it but didn’t know how 
• Lars making fun of his dead mother 
• Connie being drowned in a bubble of water 
• his three maternal figures chasing after him and Connie angrily in a giant monster form 
• headbutted unconscious by a giant threat who insulted his mother, split up Garnet, and imprisoned him and his friends to take him to a strange dangerous planet
• Pearl lash out at him and ran away from him, left him to fall off a giant fucking rock in the sky and made him climb back up
• Garnet looking at him furious and chasing after him
• Felt Connie’s panic attack, foreign for Steven 
• eaten by a fucking bird
• potential deaths and dangers constantly in Future Vision and Winter Forecast
• Lapis Lazuli being forced to fuse into a monster and drag herself to the bottom of the ocean 
• nearly got squashed by Peridot’s machine fist after trying to be friendly to her 
• Saw Sadie and Lars be eaten by a haunted lighthouse 
• Centipeedle sacrifice itself for Steven
• The fusion of two of his mother figures attacking the other mother figure, while the latter lost hope 
• blamed by his family for taking away his mother 

Steven Universe hasn’t seen/been

• His own mother
  
• hopeless.

So don’t EVER say Steven is a weak character.

I don’t think any of the SU characters are weak.

didyouknowstevenuniverse:

Source [x]

Viewer numbers still haven’t recovered since the ban was lifted, presumably because children that banned themselves from TV have no way to watch the episode where the ban is lifted.

Cartoon Network intends to start advertising the fact that Steven is no longer banned from TV on social media and in public advertisement.

flambutt:

missvisibleninja:

• Opals can glow in the dark.
• Peridot comes from space!
• Rubies and sapphires are literally made of the same stuff.
• Rose quartz is almost always found in massive pieces.
• Amethyst is often found in geodes, which you have to break open in order to fully appreciate.