Kindergarten Theory

brutusbuckeye:

I keep seeing theories that like… Jasper is a fusion. And I’m sorry but. That’s not horrifying enough for me. Anyways, the basic facts people have are that? 

  • Jasper has irises, like many fusion gems.
  • Jasper as a rock is an aggregate, or made from multiple gems.

Along with this is the theory is hte prevalent theory that Jasper is one of the successful gems made from the Kindergarten on Earth. 

The kindergarten is… regarded as vaguely horrifying by the crystal gems, so it’s obviously. Unnatural in some way. In a way that normal gem creation isn’t. Think of 

So, to summarize the basic assumptions for my theory:

  • Jasper is also a kindergarten gem.
  • Jasper is an aggregate (created from multiple things).
  • Kindergarten gems are created in a way seen as ‘unnatural’. 
Now, one more assumption, something that is shown time and time again throughout the series and implied by the presence of war.

  • During and after the war, there were several corrupted gems. Several gems on both sides were destroyed during the war.

Now think back again to Jasper’s status as an ‘aggregate gem’.

The kindergarten essentially recycles the bodies of dead or damaged gems. Running out of gems in the war effort, they used the remains of other gems to create new soldiers.

Amethyst is described as ‘overcooked’, likely to the point that it was no longer obvious she was an aggregate.

This could explain why she enjoys shape shifting or that she’s never comfortable in her base form.

bisexualasshole:

my new favorite hobby is find angry heterosexuals on the steven universe wiki that are trying their hardest to make pearl straight

crunchy-sheep:

dragon-buns:

crunchy-sheep:

elasticitymudflap:

pastrygem:

A REMINDER SARDONYX CAN BE GREEN AND BLACK

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you knOW WHO ELSE IS GREEN AND BLACK

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robooboe 

isn’t sardonyx red?

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Technically the black and green version is Onyx. Sardonyx is specifically the red version of onyx. So no, sardonyx isn’t black and green. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onyx#Varieties

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also the crewniverse never used black and green in their announcement image

Well there’s the theory that jasper is a forced fusion so it’s possible sardonyx is one of the components that make her up.

Or it’s possible that jasper and peridot fuse.

shotas-booty:

It had to be done

Pearl: is jealous of a human man
Fandom: What a bitch, she's the worst
Rose: has no concept of relationships with humans because she's immortal
Fandom: Ugh, she's such a floozy
Peridot: performs horrific experiments using the shards of broken gems frankensteined together to create monsters who are obviously unstable and in pain
Fandom: she's my favorite gem, what a cute dork :)
drawendo:
“Who/What do you do it for?
Neat I got a battery for my pen, back to the doodling!
My sister’s request
”

drawendo:

Who/What do you do it for?

Neat I got a battery for my pen, back to the doodling! 

My sister’s request

benepla:

i know mlg peridot is a popular meme but lbr if peridot played video games she’d sound more like this

Steven Universe Theory

lizzymodblog:

maybeiwasserious:

momcheetopuff:

cheeseburger–backpack:

momcheetopuff:

Steven…. Is half gem

cLEArlY thIS iS wRONg cUASE he SAID heS HUman at Tha EnD of We NEed To TAlK

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Its a bit far fetched butt

lizzymodblog Tell me that you’re not buying this.

Gem… is half Steven

Wait, if he’s half gem that means his mom would be a gem. It’s a bit sketchy but after garnet was confirmed for space lesbians, I can see them doing something like this