It’s always Pearl because this meme is structured around a very common comedy trope (which TV Tropes calls ‘The Triple’) which is to list two normal things and then follow it up with a third random or humorous thing. You need to save the joke for last or else it doesn’t work as well and if you have too many or too few examples beforehand it just kind of kills the impact, so the magic number for the joke to work is 3 and since Pearl is listed third she’s always the one replaced with the joke
Meme Science.
It’s even funnier because steven is actually last but isn’t done because it wouldn’t flow as well
Can we take a moment an appreciate how graceful Rose Quartz is? Especially in this scene:
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an overweight women shown as being graceful, floating, or gently landing on anything. Everything about Rose Quartz is so good and having an overweight woman being shown as an ethereal beauty instead of a joke is really nice.
Does anyone remember that one fat woman who injured herself and when she was recovering she posted a video of it ans someone had no idea so he made fun of her but when she was fully recovered she showed esactly how gracefull she is? I think she should play rose if there is ever a live action SU thing
I’m really proud of this one, I hope you guys like it!
im sorry but every time i see this all i can think about how pizza is five dollars a slice in beach city like yes im obviously all about being gay but i cant focus on that when im thinking about the fucked up hellscape that steven universe apprently exists in where you gotta slap down an abe lincoln to get one single slice of pizza. what the fuck.
It’s probably cheaper to get a bunch of slices. Remember how getting twelve donuts is cheaper than getting six?
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LONGEST FAN COMIC I HAVE EVER MADE.
So, this was going to be a lot shorter, but ended up so long I had to switch photoshop formats. Which is weird, cause not all THAT much happens.
I really wanted to do a comic about how Ruby and Sapphire decide to stay Garnet forever. Something that would explain:
Why Ruby was so much more freaked out than Sapphire in “Jailbreak”
Why Sapphire was continuously singing to let Ruby know she was okay
It doesn’t really matter how Sapphire’s gem got cracked. A fall was just easiest for me to portray, this thing is long enough as it is… The main important parts are:
Ruby and Sapphire were apart when Sapphire got hurt very badly.
Ruby had to wait a long time for Sapphire to regenerate.
When Sapphire finally healed, they decided they never wanted to be apart again, IE “If something happens to one of us, it happens to both of us.”
So there is my headcanon. And my LUDICROUSLY LONG fan comic explaining it. Also, Rose, I love you, but you are banned from future fan comics for TOO MUCH HAIR. HOW DO THEY ANIMATE YOU?!!? NO WONDER YOU WERE KILLED OFF BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED.
So anyway, here is my silly comic. I hope you like it.
Links to the properly sized pages as I cannot get it to resize on tumblr properly:
Oh my god, I love hti interpretation of rose. Rose is being a dork but knows when to serious up and also knows when to be motherly and a leader and I love seeing depictions of the crystal gems before steven
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
