since-the-900s:

HELP PEARL 

thebluestrokes:

“And welcome back!”

“Don’t those cartoon characters make you wanna BUY those products?”

“I sure hope so or else I’ll be off air!”

[hearty laughs]

courtesycalling:

alexandriansight:

paperairplanes-openwindow:

alexandriansight:

Headcanon that if Chell returned to Aperture she’d (eventually) get a computer for her room so she can research Aperture’s database for things like ‘how to bake bread’

And, knowing that GLaDOS can see everything she does on the computer, she would purposefully input searches that would agitate her such as:

• my roommate is annoying 
  
• what to do when homicidal AI no longer wants to kill you
• i think my roommate is in love with me
• i love birds
• how to fry a potato
• annoying roommate won’t stop talking
• Gay Lifeform and Disk Operating System

She’d also probably spend countless hours playing solitaire or minesweep just to annoy her (”Wasting time playing computer games is NOT science!”)

@courtesycalling

@courtesycalling That’s brilliant also consider this:

Chell changing the background wallpaper to a shitty photoshop or ms paint drawing of a bird pecking a potato

GLaDOS getting petty revenge by constantly wiping the memory of Chell’s computer as well as getting rid of any progress she’s made in her games

More searches:

• annoying roommate just tried to kill me even though we talked about this
  
• bird-hating roommate has pet birds??
• my potato garden disappeared
• srsly GLaDOS i need those to eat
• how to know if a robot is flirting 
• how to put annoying roommate back in potato body
• If a homicidal AI is gay for me then can i call her ‘homocidal’
• Gay Lesbian and Disk Operating System

chell’s searches slowly start including the word “linux” more and more frequently

spurkeht:

i had to pause today’s episode just to draw this

stevenuniversegifs:

WAIT!! EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!

angelaodinsdotttir:

ok but when eyeball ruby pulled out the knife why didnt steven pull out his knife we all know he has one 

connie has it, remember? ever since they fused and stabbed the corrupted gem and tasted his bloodlust, he’s been enabling her growing bloodlust.

sirartwork:

i know it’s buttfuck o’clock but dat episode dere bruh 

silver-tongues-blog:

So summer is drawing to a close and I decided to open six slots for a summer sale. If you’re interseted in one, just shoot me a message.

1. (open)
2. (open)
3. (open)
4. (open)
5. (open)
6. (open)

The offer is only available for two more weeks. All the slots are still open

adurot:

e-jheman:

jen-iii:

randomredneck:

Not trying to be nitpicky. I loved the episode. But, she can survive this…

And this…

But getting lightly squeezed around the midsection causes…

I mean…yeah.

Garnet…doesn’t squeeze LIGHTLY

this gem can literally pick up a full sized injector with one hand, I don’t think that Peridot got ‘lightly squeezed’ 

she practically got cut in half by Garnet

Also, you’re comparing mere rocks to a hard light gem weapon.

being crushed by rocks and injecters spreads out the force over her whole body and evenly distibutes it whereas being squeezed by garnet forces all the force into a tight spot, causing more damage.