Silver Tongue

butchpilotpearl:

tfw you hate yourself and feel inadequate but then it turns out your friend hates themselves too and feels inadequate except what the fuck they don’t deserve that

A summary

Amethyst: Listen up Steven, you are amazing and good and everything right in the world, ok? *Punches him in the face*
Steven: You're wrong. You are literally the best thing to ever walk the earth. *Breaks Amethyst's legs*
Amethyst: Christ, Steven, are you fucking stupid? You're the best person in the universe, just admit it! *Hits him mover the head with a baseball bat*
Steven: *Coughing up blood* Wrong again. You are the best and I love you. *Stabs her*
Pearl: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE OH GOD

shacklefunk:

can we talk about how jaspers plan was literally terrible
like i guess i thought she’d have some kind of big thing planned bc there were so many ominous posts abt it but she. didnt at all she literally just nabbed some gems and was like “u work for me now!!” and then stormed the fucking castle w two corrupted gems and her bare hands, not even knowing that pearl and garnet werent there. she was ready to throw down w the whole crystal gem crew like that. is there a doubt in anyones mind abt how bad she would have lost that fight
jasper what was your plan !!!! why are you !!! so incompetent !! you are laughably incompetent !!!
and then she just recedes into the ocean like an anime villain
where are you GOING what are you DOING. its not WORKIGNF

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:
Okay but we’ve had Peridot in the rain
Lapis with autumn leaves
What I’m saying is:
Give us Jasper in the snow
Thanks

jasper and vegeta are literally the same character

nintenboyy:

both obsessed with becoming more powerful than they already are
a reoccurring problem for the protagonists
came from an evil extraterrestrial race
vegeta calling goku “kakarot” = jasper calling steven “rose”
vegeta walking off with the dragonball with no explanation = jasper taking the gems and walking away with no explanation
???
headbutts a child
messes with their enemy’s sons
makes the main character’s friends feel worthless
a major asshole but people love them regardless
this

Does that mean jaspers kid from the future is going to arrive to cut yellow diamond in half?

aeviternlty:

She was so ready to fight rose she put her eyeliner back on again

Jasper and her low standards

theoffendeduser:

“Are you that desperate for troops, Rose? That you keep a defect like this?”
“Hold on a minute, I need to have a talk with the Gem monster I’m desperately keeping as a troop.”

mellarkish:

stevonnie: are u gonna apologize or what
jasper:

yutyrannical:

So, how ‘bout that Gem Hunt…