snappybot:

sardonyx’s skin:

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not sardonyx’s skin:

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stop lightening her skin

Those three are the colours of her eyes, hair and bowtie. But not her skin.

I kinda wanna know what would happen if Sapphire fused with Pearl and Ruby fused with Amethyst. What would they come out as?

sciencejoe:

“Man…it sure would be nice if things worked out the way they did in cartoons…”


“Yeah…it would.”

Thank you, Alex Hirsch and Rebecca Sugar, for lifting us up and tearing us down again.

keepbeachcityweird:
“IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!?!? I was just in the middle of watching Mighty Monster Card Traders: Shuffle Quest and then there was a bunch of static and then THIS was on my TV!!!!!
Judging by her greenish hue, I’d say she must be...

keepbeachcityweird:

IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!?!?  I was just in the middle of watching Mighty Monster Card Traders: Shuffle Quest and then there was a bunch of static and then THIS was on my TV!!!!!

Judging by her greenish hue, I’d say she must be part of some eco-terrorist group.  Most definitely a highly advanced android programmed to free animals from the zoos.  Sounds like her mission has gone afoul, but she still could be dangerous!  

I implore any zookeepers who follow my blog to be on the look out for this green android!  Protect your rhesus monkeys and your tamarins and your pygmy marmosets and above all PROTECT THE KOALAS!

spacialfries:

gladosnost:

One queer (two queer)

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Red queer, blue queer

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White queer, purple queer

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Rose queer, donut queer

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This one is a little car, many of them have a star

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Say! What a lot of queers there are!

Yes. Some are red and some are blue

Some are old and some are new.

Some are sad

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And some are glad


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And some are very very bad

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Why are they sad and glad and bad?

I do not know, go ask your dad.

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Some are thin, and some are fat

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(the fat one has a baseball bat)

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From there

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To here

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From here

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To there

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Some are fast

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Some are slow

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Some are high

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Some are low

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Not one of them is like the other.

Don’t ask me why, go ask your- oh. sorry.

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why

WHY!?

cosmic-crystalss:

Labrodrite is a stone of magic and synchronistic harmony. It energizes the imagination and stimulates the creative aspects of ones mind.

and Conie? I have a few headcanon but you always get the betters.

From the start, connie was pretty shy. She would come maybe a few times a year when her family has business in beach city and read on the beach alone. Steven just had to work up the courage to talk to her

I think anon talk about why Greg take like 10 years to let Steven live with the gems… or meet Conie

From what I’ve seen, he let steven live with the gems for most of his life. He started building the house after steven was born and finished when steven was 4 or 5 and that’s when he officially moved in with them because now they had an actual house.

the seven deadly sins

laneypenns:

-skinny rose
-skinny amethyst
-skinny sadie
-white lars
-white garnet
-connie with a tiny nose
-pearl/opal with a tiny nose

-skinny jasper
-skinny steven

Is not like Steven have 10-11 years, is not like thing start get better just now I headcanon that Greg live with steven up until he see Steven build they shield for first time (accidentally or not) then he send him with the gems and then Greg star seeing enought often the gems to restore they relation. but I don't knoe if there are a more official or build up headcanon for "Why until now they treat Steven like one of them, they have lile 10-11 years to get acomodated to that... and meet Conie"
Anonymous

I have no idea what you’re saying. I think you’re asking why it took them 11 or so to accept him as a gem?

He didnt get powers from his gem until about a year or so from where the show is right now. After that, they took him on the test mission because they knew he could do magics and passed the test sort of. Then they started treating him like an actual gem because he was getting stronger both physically and mentally. He learned more about gem stuff from doing it than hearing. That’s my theory.