Duck: I think the hornets are growing pot somewhere in the forest. Ive been keeping it on the downlow so they dont catch wind and burn the evidence. Its why ive been having conversations by myself at random times because im practicing to go undercover as an extreme teen to find out where theyre growing

Juno:

Duck every time a new abomination shows up: Mama Mia. Here we go again

Justin: Yeah im gonna take out my mockingbird gum…
Griffin: 

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I can do this Magnus, please, please just lie down, I don’t want you to fall and hurt yourself. I love you, Magnus, I love all of you. I’m sorry, it’ll be over soon.

I can do this Magnus, please, please just lie down, I don’t want you to fall and hurt yourself. I love you, Magnus, I love all of you. I’m sorry, it’ll be over soon.

imagine TAZ but its those lame “first thing your soul mate says to you appearson your arm” so when kravitz reaches the right age, his arm just says “Hey rock monster, tell me your name so i can tentacle your dick!”

lup: WHY IS IT CALLED OLD ELFINGTON WHEN ITS THE ONLY ELFINGTON!?

taako: LUP NO!

*taako calls the raven queen*

“Hey mom, can kravitz come over and play?”

*lup cackling in the background and barry doing a spit take*

In Adventure Zone amnesty, does anyone else imagine Mama being played by Queen Latifah?

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Celebrate pride month with the two best elf twins

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