Silver Tongue

What do you mean this isn’t what happened?

My days as a shopkeep are over. I’ve been humiliated. I’m out of the game!

so i like the headcanon that garfield the deals warlock is a short catfolk

Magnus: can you curse this real sword?
Taako: Uuuuuuuuugh
Magnus: how about this decorative sword?
Taako: sure, that's easy
Magnus: and how about this sword?
Taako: what kind of sword?
Magnus: a real on-
Taako: UUUUUUUUUUUGH

silver-tongues-blog:

Adventure zone
C’mon and grab your friends
We’ll go to very distant planes
With Magnus, Merle
Lup and Taako
The fun will never end
It’s Adventure Zone

Adventure zone

C’mon and grab your friends

We’ll go to very distant planes

With Magnus, Merle

Lup and Taako

The fun will never end

It’s Adventure Zone

animatedwhovian:

in-love-with-my-bed:
queenieeegoldstein:
myca-ruba:
blacksirencry:
swaglexander-the-great:
#That’s a #That’s a blue ringed octopus #You’re going to die do you realise that #It is literally one of the most deadly animals in the world #Not just in Australia or just in the ocean in THE WORLD #Put it DOWN #And go to a hospital jfc via platonic-rabbit
me tryna find out if this fool died
The venom kills in minutes and there is no antivenom and the bites are painless so there’s a solid chance they died
He’s actually still alive and has an instagram called william_exotique. The octopus appears to be his pet and he posts videos and pictures of him holding it and touching it a lot so I have no fucking clue what’s going on there
Love conquers all apparently

clearly he’s one of the goldcliff battle wagon racers

So I have some headcanons that they are both super extra