What do you mean this isn’t what happened?

My days as a shopkeep are over. I’ve been humiliated. I’m out of the game!

so i like the headcanon that garfield the deals warlock is a short catfolk

silver-tongues-blog:

Adventure zone

C’mon and grab your friends

We’ll go to very distant planes

With Magnus, Merle

Lup and Taako

The fun will never end

It’s Adventure Zone

Adventure zone

C’mon and grab your friends

We’ll go to very distant planes

With Magnus, Merle

Lup and Taako

The fun will never end

It’s Adventure Zone

animatedwhovian:

in-love-with-my-bed:

queenieeegoldstein:

myca-ruba:

blacksirencry:

swaglexander-the-great:

#That’s a#That’s a blue ringed octopus#You’re going to die do you realise that#It is literally one of the most deadly animals in the world#Not just in Australia or just in the ocean in THE WORLD#Put it DOWN#And go to a hospital jfc via platonic-rabbit 

me tryna find out if this fool died

The venom kills in minutes and there is no antivenom and the bites are painless so there’s a solid chance they died

He’s actually still alive and has an instagram called william_exotique. The octopus appears to be his pet and he posts videos and pictures of him holding it and touching it a lot so I have no fucking clue what’s going on there

Love conquers all apparently

clearly he’s one of the goldcliff battle wagon racers

So I have some headcanons that they are both super extra