Hey guys remember when Bill Cipher was compared to Discord?

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Welp, doubt that’ll happen again any time soon since you know...

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And Discord’s been pretty much reduced to this..

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Just throwing this out there folks. Comparing Bill Cipher to Discord is like comparing Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser” to Stephen King’s “It”.

While I agree that Bill and Discord’s story lines are moving in opposite directions, I would just like to point out some things from that same episode with Discord:

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Not only does Discord live in (and potentially originate from) an alternate dimension like Bill Cipher, but he is also capable of creating a rift to a 3D dimension (with arguably greater ease). The two are still very much comparable.

Plus I can create interdimensional portals on my own and don’t need a billion year long scheme to do it, unlike Mr. Slowpoke triangle man there.

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Y͈̗̞̠͔̠o̞u҉͕̱̯ ̡̰s̺͎̯͓h̘̹̟o͓u̸̱͔l͏͖̹̯d͇͎̮͞'̙͔̟̹̀v̮̯͎͓̮̟͖͠e̼̗ͅ ̸̗d̘̗͠o̡̫ne̞̤̻̗͕͡ ̶̗̞i̫̭̬̕t̛͎ ͉̠͕̜l҉o̵̬̥̻̯n̫͔͕g̗̼̼͙̠̝ ͠b̗̳͚̼̘̱́e͍̤̮̺͎̘̪f̱͉͘or̤̘͇̟e̢͉̖ ̵͇̲ͅy̮̻͈̼̕ọ̶͖̞̙ù ͙̟̖̗̭͙̕g̳̺̟o̴̺͈͙̪̗t̸ ̫͖͎͠t̩̯̼̳͉i̳͔̜̞̤e̟̟͚͓d͇͉̯͉̣̕ͅ ̗d͕̻̱͍̰̬͓o̵̹̜̘w̰n̨͕̙͓,̮̞̲̙̰ ̸̮̪̙̘̠̱̱C̤̬̞̺̕LỌ̶̣̞̞̩͉W͉̠͈͇̘N͍̻͈.͕̜̹

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Now now, Cipher ol’ pal. You should know that the key to chaos is going with the flow. Don’t hate on me just because I chose to ride the wave rather than fight it.

Oh, and lets wait til the next episode and see whether you actually win (doubt it) before you get off telling me what to do.

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A̘͕A̢͎̲̻͎̤̩ͅÁ̪̰̫̲H̘̣͙͘A̰̗̰̳̼̭ͅH͓͕̰A͖̫̣͇H͎̼̘̀A̙̪͓̭̗̟͇͞H̹̞A̗̺ͅH͖̣͙̘̭͔͇͘A͝H͈̤͠A͖͔̫ͅH̯̣̙͎̕ͅA̷͕̜͙̤̠̤H̲A͇̗͚̳̟H̢̲̮A͎͕̩H̩̣̘͝AḨ̙͓̬͉̭̗ͅA͉͓!̥͔̱!̻̘̬͚̠̞̳!̴̰͉!̨̪͓͚͎͈̻̳ ͍̳͈̙D̛̙̘̺̳I̸D̜̕ ̞̲̮̺̲͠YO̮̮ͅU͞ ̱͞E͍̤͕͇͙̞̕N͏̻͇̬J̣̦O͞Y̴̜̗͔͈̰ ͉̲̼̜̣S̭̫̟E̖͢E̥ͅI̵͉̻̦͖͎Ṇ̱̮̪̟͍͘G̢̱̼̬̥̜̬ͅ ̧̞̲͉͕̣W̙̭̬̦̮̪̦͟E̥̜I̘̖̲̹̤͘ͅR̖̦̤ͅD̡̠MA͔ͅG̤̟̠͙̠̯G͇͕̯̭̬E̫͉͙D̢̤̤͖D͕̙͍̳͓Ǫ͎̻͉̲̪͖̜Ṇ̹̤͠ D̫̩͚̘͕̼̝Ḭ̵̰͇̝͓̠̪S̙͙̹̜̪͉̺CO͓̼R̳̞̹̥̜̩͓D̰?̗͕̯͖͇͖̖͞

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I’VE GOT AN IDEA “SPIRIT OF CHAOS”! WHY NOT DITCH THAT YELLOW MORTAL EQUINE NUISANCE WITH WINGS AND JOIN THE GANG? YOU’RE A FREAK LIKE US AFTER ALL! 

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A tempting offer, but the last time I joined forced with someone to spread merry chaos across the land, it didn’t go well.

That and you seem to think I’m undeserving of my title simply because I’m not imitating your actions. What kind of spirit of chaos would I be if I did what I was expected to?


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Now that isn’t to say I haven’t walked a mile in your proverbial shoes, Bill. I’ve been where you are right now.  On top of the world.  Believing everything happened because I wished it to be so.  Thinking that breaking my adversaries was the same thing as defeating them.  It seemed so clear that I had already won, and then it all just slipped through my talons in the 11th hour, all because of some loose end I was too proud to see. 

We’re not so different, you and I.  Your tale is just a chapter behind.  The question is, what does the next chapter have in store for you?

P.S. Speaking of loose ends, you may wanna check on your “loyal” servant Gideon.

P.P.S. If your gang is so great, then how is it a 12 year old human with noodle arms and no extraordinary powers managed to give them the slip?

P.P.P.S I bet your tea’s nowhere near as good as Fluttershy’s.

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YOUR LOSS DISCY! THE PARTY I’M HAVING IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE ELEMENT OF HARMONY WILL EVER OFFER IN HER LIFE! IT’S GOT CHIPS, GAMES, PUNCH, C͝HA͝OS, DE͘STR̵U̢CT̡I̕ON͏,́ AND LOTS ̷O͘F̨ ŞCRE̵A҉M̧S ͏O͞F H͞O͏RR͟O͠R̷ ̡ÁND ̕M̨AD͡N̢ES͠S̕!͝ WHAT YOU’VE WITNESSED IS JUST PHASE 1 OF MY PLAN! WHAT GIDEON’S GOT IN STORE FOR ME WILL BE AS HELPFUL TO PINE TREE AS A DIRTY PEBBLE. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S COMING.  

BELIEVE ME. THE WORLD IS UTTERLY BORING WHEN IT’S PEACEFUL. IT’S DISGUSTING! YA GOTTA SPRUCE IT UP WITH A LITTLE MAYHEM! DON’T PULL ANY PUNCHES! I’VE KNOWN SINCE THE BIRTH OF TIME ITSELF THAT YOU GOT TO MAKE THINGS MUCH MORE INTERESTING TO MAKE HISTORY.

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OH AND ENJOY THAT TEA WHILE YOU STILL CAN BUDDY! IN 63 YEARS YOU BETTER HAVE BUTTERFLY BOTTOM’S RECIPE BECAUSE WELL, LET’S JUST SAY THAT NOT ALL ANIMALS IN EQUESTRIA ARE TAMABLE BY THAT CUTE “STARE” OF HERS.

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Of course not.  Some creatures are tamed by a little cartoon mouse with deep pockets.

Oops!  Did I say that out loud?