big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”
he craved that mineral
Okay but my admittedly surface knowledge of Star Wars tells me that everyone in Star Wars from ice cream maker dude to the fish nuns has a backstory, a name, and a tie in novel. Somebody tell me this guy’s name and how he joined up or I’m gonna call him Nacal Tarstar and make up his history including his inadvisable but valuable habit of identifying things by taste alone.
He’s in the credits as Sergeant “Salty” Sharp.
lukeskywalkersdepressionsnuggie:
leaked set photo from the last jedi
THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK AND LEAKING THIS TO US.
day 1348 the birds still think I am one of them
#no you don’t understand#i went to skellig island years and years ago#long before it was ever in these movies#and the second i saw the island in the force awakens#i thought ‘what did they do to the puffins?’#because friends let me tell you#when i visited this island way back when#the entire fucking thing was covered tip to toe in puffins#nests of puffins in the rocks#puffins shitting from the sky#puffins swimming in the sea#it was a true island of the birds and not a damn person could hope to get a panorama without approximately 10000+ birds photobombing#how did disney edit out all the puffins#who was the puffin intern#important questions that need answers
I’m stealing @humming-fly ‘s tags because I’m not original
I’ll bet they took every puffin and covered it up with a porg.
no but that’s literally why porgs exist
Yep. It was easier to give the puffins costumes digital makeovers than photoshop them out.
https://www.gq.com/story/porgs-only-exist-because-star-wars-the-last-jedi-couldnt-get-rid-of-puffins

