I had a revelation.

Ralsei is one of the four princes of darkness

Lancer is also one. His kingdom is the spades kingdom

Ralsei has a heart symbol on his robe like how lancer has a spade symbol

Ralsei is the darkener counterpart to asriel

toriel is asriels mom

DARKENER TORIEL WILL BE THE QUEEN OF HEARTS

With some cleaver data editing, I was able to set upswaptale. The AU by @scotchtapeofficial where chara and frisk swap universes at critical moments.

Toriel joins frisks party and escorts them through most of the underground

Sans would be cautious and even more present.
Papyrus would find frisk and take the human to “shaven ashore” himself
Toriel would stop at New home and you would have to go on without her.
No clue what alphys and undyne would do in this au

I bet in undynetale, They “talk” by lifting each other above their head.

Undynetale is an AU made by @g0966 where everyone is undyne

looks at smudged hand

Papayas

Sands

Office

For Real

As Real

Fist

Karen

underwater

and of course, megatron.

lennythereviewer:

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“…It’s funny because marriage is terrible”

But her aim is getting better

Jack managed to do a thing.

goat-son:

furrlovver365 submitted to goat-son:

Candid photo of you getting owned by your mother.

GETTTT DUNKED OOOOOON

What’s worse is what she says afterwards. 

Yeah, innocent. I totally didn’t kill every single one of you and sell my soul.

If toriel is a female goat, then does that mean she has an udder? Goat cheese is pretty good.