Silver Tongue

I had my first witch win outside of vigilantics.

I sent people to me almost every night. N1, I sent the jan to me and was doused so I managed to lynch the jan. An arso disconnected but there was another. Then when crepper didn’t vote guilty on the jester we thought was arso, we realized crepper was arso. So I stopped him from igniting by sending him to myself. But it wasn’t him. I don’t know what he was. Hell, there might not have even been a second arso now that i think about it because the only time two people claimed doused on the same day was D2.

Lookouts are not useless

This is all I was able to recover before the game kicked me back to the lobby but I will tell the full story

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one thing in ToS i have noticed is that you can confuse people by telling them the truth. Especially if there’s a trans.

My name was jester and an inves announced that I was doc or sk. He asked me my role and I said SK. They were not prepared for that. It took three days for them to finally lynch me.

Also, I did the thing where I refer to myself as “Jessy”

Just had a wonderful game of salem (for once)

There is Maf and SK

I was vig named jester and spoke in third person, referring to myself as “Jessy”

my DN was a pinkies hooked on a feeling with pinkie replaced with Jessy

D2, I fake BM

N2, I shoot framer.

D3, I am revealed vig

N3, I try to shoot someone but am RBd

D4, “Jessy was roleblocked. Maf have consort and are trying to stop jessy from killing them. Meaning Jessy knows the maf.” and vote the person I tried to shoot. Of course, nobody has been getting voted up.

N4, I shoot the person

D5, Arso ignited and killed everyone but mafioso, me, SK and someone else. The mafias testimony and inves notes reveal who the SK is and they are lynchd. I warn the maf that if they kill me, the arso wins.

N5, I use my last bullet on someone. Another person quits. I am killed by maf.

D6, only one person is alive. I shot the mafioso and the arso left. mayor is last one alive. Dead chat says jessy is MVP.

Alright, listen up. I’m pissed and I’m gonna rant about why.

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I love the trope that I missnamed. It is supposed to be “where it all began” not “the book ends” but both are applicable.

It’s the trope where the events that happened in the beginning are repeated in the end.

So, it was a three maf game. We won with a surv. There were two meds. I was mafioso and due to the fact that the GF kills when the mafioso is Rbd, I was able to convince people I was surv. I acted like a neutral party helping the town and almost got hung but talked my way out of it with the help of the ret and the recently revived doc as well as the second med. The sheriff found that he was useless early on due to the framer. The first med was so convinced I was surv that she wasted her seance on me to tell me that she doesn’t trust the escort. I agreed and told her that if escort was maf, so was the real surv. So we lynched the escort on my word plus the living and dead meds words. Finally, we killed the sheriff and then lynched the living med.

It was a really good game. It was hard but my note taking and the meds communications as well as the escorts fumble allowed us to win with nobody other than the real surv suspecting me anyone who was actually maf. The other surv knew it was me, but he didn’t speak up because he knew which side lost and which side won.

Six maf games are the worst. It takes only three days at most for them to gain voting power and it really sucks if you’re not maf. They really need to lower it to four.

I just won my 250th game of Salem.

Nothing is more satisfying than seeing people who betrayed you completely lose everything despite you warning them before the betrayal. 

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Salem Served with a Side of Salt

So there are three people. Let us call them Jeff, Seth and Bob.

So Jeff is a jester and wants to be funny. He Writes his will as to make it seem like he is Bob. He is then killed by mafia N1 and starts laughing as he sees his plan unfold. Now the next day, Seth reads the will and starts accusing Bob of being a dis.

Jeff the jes is laughing in dead chat as the town follows Seths lead and they lynch Bob who turns out to be a Body Guard. Bob calls Jeff the cackling jester an ass and leaves out of rage.

The next day, Everyone accuses Seth of being a mafia because he was so eager to lynch Bob. Jeff never expected this and watched, munching his popcorn as chaos ensued. Seth refuses to say his role when asked and when he is lynched, he calls the town retards because it turns out he was spy.

Now Seth the spy is yelling at Jeff the jes and telling everyone who dies to report him for game throwing. nobody listens and Jeff jokingly tells everyone to report Seth for being salty. Seth does not understand the joke and Jeff has to explain it. Eventually the mafia win and and Seth has enough salt to kill every sea animal in the world. Jeff just says “Chill out, it’s just a game” before going back to the lobby.

Moral of the story: Jesters are assholes and I love being one.