Man I love it when I use peoples past experiences against them. It makes for such satisfying wins.

So I was GF named kill(person) with only a BM and I killed (person) N1 because it’s so obvious that nobody would think it was me. Then I didn’t kill on N2 because I was gonna frame someone on N3 HOWEVER, I was jailed N3. I told the jailor I was exe and minx (someone named themselves minx) was my target and he believed me. I killed someone on N4 saying that (so-so) was night immune and we lynched him and one of the two people who voted him guilty. This is where my alibi comes in. The witch found me N4 and when someone accused me of being mafia, I told everyone I’m an exe and minx is my target, but I want her alive because as long as she’s alive, I’m night immune. She whispers to me Don’t lynch me or I will tell everyone your role and I whisper back, Don’t worry. as long as you’re alive, I’m night immune and an exes target is always town.

She understood what I was hinting at and we wrecked the town. It finally came down to six people. Me, my BM, the witch, a surv, a doc who was formerly an amn and a sheriff who didn’t understand that four out of the six were against town.We lynched him, attacked the doc who healed himself and then lynched said doc.

So yeah, the perfect GF alibi is to claim exe and say the witch is your target because not only does it give your night immunity an explanation, but it gives convinces everyone the witch is town.

I like how much people rage when i execute them when i’m jailor in town of salem.

I mean, AFK = Guilty. ESPECIALLY when you claim vig. This mafioso kept calling me a c*** because I killed him despite the fact that there was a 50/50 chance that he was the last mafia and his claims of vig (which has the same investigative description as mafioso) and being AFK did not help. Long story short, town won.

*opens town of salem*

*sees the update finally happened*

So, whenever I play town of salem, I can guess evil people with a 79% accuracy. Last game, I called out 2 maf and got them lynched purely on a gut feeling and they were so pissed. They accused me of cheating and it was hilarious. and there was even this one part.

maf; Go fuck yourself.

Me: I will thank you very much. But do  you want me to bring you some pretzels for your salt?

Anywho, I trust my gut a lot.

So I just threw a game of town of salem so that my partner wouldn’t win. Why? Because fuck him. In the ind it was me (A janitor) him (a mafioso) and a girl who was medium. He confessed to our parts in the mafia but I voted to lynch him. Because he was an ass. Then the followeing night, I committed suicide so the townie would win. Never be an ass when your partners can easily fuck you. In the end, he did lost what was certain win. Truly a defeat grasped from the clutches of victory.

The worst thing in town of salem are either when the mafia rat out their own in the will or when people don’t even bother to read wills and act surprised when they find out who the killer is.

I love the evil laugh that therpgminx does whenever her plan progresses beyond the point of being stoppable. It’s so evil.