Guard Toms diary in salem

I was escort and because a majority of it is just boring, there were six maf and three left and sold out the GF who was accusing two other people

We lynched him and he sold out the mafioso

Then, I keep blocking the mafioso and the mafioso is like “yo, witches, controle the escort so I can kill him” but he didn’t count on there being a BG protecting me.

A witch leaves so now i’m with last mafia, a witch and two other people.

I figured out who the maf was easily because at this point nobody was trying to hide their roles and after much confusion we manage to get him lynched.

The game continues though. So night like 12 or so passes and in the morning one of the guys is like “BRUH! WHAT ARE YOU!?” and i’m confused too because the person wasn’t an sk or wolf and all the maf are dead and nobody has been doused.

It turns out that they were BOTH witches trying to pass as town while prolonging the game until they both lynched the mafioso with me. Then they are just talking about how neither of them knew there was another witch because somehow they didn’t control each other. the entire game.

That night passes and they both make me block myself, giving me an achievement and then in the morning, town wins.

I shit you not. Both witches were too caught up in toying with me that it literally costed them the game.

It was an interesting round to say the least.

fangpony:

a-random-mod:

l3onnie:

lord give me strength

imagine if the jester died first

IMagine if the Arsonist died first, everyone would fucking burn

Fang, no. That’ horrible. Any more than two arsos and they all fuck each other over.

So I found there was another SK N1 when I Attacked someone and found they were immune and tehy killed someone. THey attacked me n2 and I left a note. The town thought there was only one Sk and we had formed an alliance at the start. Then inves accused him of being Sk but I claimed escort and said I blocked him. That night maf attacked me and then someone else accused me of being sk. I pointed out that yes I was attacked but I claimed to be healed and my ally confirmed. Then I pointed out that only a mafioso would know I was attacked. So we lynched him. 

Soon it came down to me, my ally and two town. they still think there’s only one SK. everyone is positive it’s the guy who sheriff because he sounds like a bad jester with his accusations of two sheriffs and the other person was med.

we coordinate who kills who and after we win, the sheriff is like “SEE I TOLD YOU ALL!”

This was intense.

So there were six people left, three (myself included) were confirmed town. I can’t do shit because I was esc and the last killing was sk. BG used his vest to save himself and the ret had already used his revive on the BG.

We got to the point where we were gonna lynch the people and hope we got lucky when tiny claimed lookout and said she was controled by a witch so he has no clue who she was watching. When spooderman was on stand, I quickly asked Tiny who visited her target so we could lynch sk instead of witch and end the game and she said she had no idea.

I stopped the trial and pointed out that she would still see the witch visiting her targets but she claimed she didn’t see. So I called out her lie. Her will had read as though she was lookout but man, I am glad I caught that slip up.

jitterbugjive

So this happened in salem

And the best part? we were the last two left

So, N1 sheriff looks at me and I come up as NS and he makes that public. The same day, someone whispers to me because they get the reference of my name. I have to kill him.

N2: I kill the person who gets my reference because I continue referencing it in my will. Next day an exe claims lookout and says vet visited my target. Both me and mafioso point out that if exe visited target, he would have been mauled too.

N3: Maf killed a sheriff and left a note saying two people were immune. When I pointed out that the one immune N2 was likely to be the wolf, they revealed as mayor. I told mayor I was sheriff. We lynch exe.

N4: I kill mafioso because of last game. sheriff died too, investigating mafioso, but was cleaned despite not being killed by maf. I suspect a witch is at play and ask if anyone was controlled. When someone says they are, I accuse them of being jan and explain that the jan was probably controled and cleaned a wolfs kill. He turned out to be jester.

N5: Jester killed mayor. vet killed mafioso. I’m stuck with vet and spy. I accuse spy of being the wolf out of process of elimination. and the spy whispers to me instead of vet asking to prove he’s spy with spy test. I pretend not to read it and he’s confused as to why no test happened. He gets lynched and gets mad at vet for not testing. I pointed out he asked me to test and not vet.

N6: I only have one shot because the game would draw if I didn’t kill tonight due to there not being another chance of killing in three days. Turns out the vet didn’t believe me when I told him that so he tried saving his last alert for the next moon. I won without making alliances with witches or survs like I normally do.

Game won but there still should have been a mafioso alive.

Every time some shitty superwholock person is in the game, I’m always stuck being maf with them and it’s actually pretty hard to get your fellow maf lynched.

such irony that the goddess of balance and justice is put on trial and executed.