Silver Tongue

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

 This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

Wear a jacked with a large collar and a baseball cap too. Like you’re trying to hide your identity from cameras but not people.

albinon-art:

cliscrete:

tearn-aqua:

mermaid-man:

a summary of american sex eduation

Texas*

a summary of american texas education

Reblogging for Texas. Haw.

Actually, texas sex ed is just a bunch of pictures of herpes and people yelling “DON’T HAVE SEX!”