Pat: You know what always confused me about rat poison?
Mat: What's that?
Pat: It's just poison!You don't need to call it rat poison!

from the last episode of Two Best Friends Play: Dark Souls II

I know it’s not exact but it’s still what happened. 

Anywho, I think plague should animate that moment.

Matt and Liam are my spirit animals.

I’m gonna post all the gifs in my reaction folder VI

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duck-princess:
“ commission for ducky!!!
i… had a little too much fun with this one actually, ahaha ;;
”
Holy hell. knuckles looks like woolie and the fact that rouge is a short white haired goth makes it even worse. My headcanon is that knuckles is...

duck-princess:

commission for ducky!!! 

i… had a little too much fun with this one actually, ahaha ;;

Holy hell. knuckles looks like woolie and the fact that rouge is a short white haired goth makes it even worse. My headcanon is that knuckles is woolie.

Just realized another loose end left untied by david cage that’s even worse than fucking off to florida or blacking out and waking up with an origami.

If ellen pages ghost powers were from her ghost twin, what gave her mother ghost powers? They never finished that and I’m pretty sure any real mother would be like “by the way, your cockblocking ghost buddy is actually your dead twin” if they were on the verge of death.

At Starbucks for the first time. HOW THE HELL CAN THE SMALLEST SIZE BE ‘TALL’

And I told them my name was David Cage.

fucknoreligiousfanart:
“ angelfishing:
“ fucknoreligiousfanart:
“ fucknoreligiousfanart:
“ if you want to talk to satan, read anime
”
One of my biggest disappointments in life is that no one reblogged this to say “uh, excuse me, SIR, but you WATCH...

fucknoreligiousfanart:

angelfishing:

fucknoreligiousfanart:

fucknoreligiousfanart:

if you want to talk to satan, read anime

One of my biggest disappointments in life is that no one reblogged this to say “uh, excuse me, SIR, but you WATCH Anime. You read MANGA. Please educate yourself before you POLUTE MY AIR with your IGNORANCE.”

I had all kinds of sick zingers to use on that hypothetical nerd, and now I won’t get to use them. Fucking tragic.

uh, excuse me, SIR, but you WATCH Anime. You read MANGA. Please educate yourself before you POLUTE MY AIR with your IGNORANCE.

No, you EAT mango. You READ anime. You WATCH Street Sharks every Sunday at 9:30 am on FOX 29. Check your facts, MORON.

this is the part where this guy

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says “STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING STREET SHARKS!”

a-random-mod:

Two best friends play beyond two souls and two best friends play wolf among us. 

They need to do it.

I called it harder than a robots penis

Two best friends play beyond two souls and two best friends play wolf among us. 

They need to do it.