julieyumi:

1-5: be completely baffled by 
6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet
11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of
16-20: cry a lot about
21-25: seek heaven through
26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins
february: full communism
march: rage bigger than your body can contain
april: the Sun
may: eleven-dimensional space
june: violence
july: the merciless confines of linear time
august: a fictional character
september: the void
october: a ghost
november: every single dragon
december: a giant robot

Cry a lot about a ghost….
METTATON AND NAPSTABLOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

elasticitymudflap:

SMOL SHIPBABY BEST FRIENDS WHO LIVE TO RAISE HECK

Mewmew makes the spears herself and Caprica flings her over the garden fence to attack the shrubberies

loreweaver-universe:

“No!  I’m fuckin’ done!  I’m fuckin’ done!”

“No, you’re not.”

“THIS IS BULLSHIT!  THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!”

“WHAT IS THIS!?  WHAT IS THIS!?”

“WHAT IS MY LIFE!?”

“I can’t do it, Sapphire.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what, Ruby; you can give up now, or you can figure it out, because I certainly can’t do it without you, and I know you can’t do it without me.”

“…I appreciate that!  But look what we’re dealing with, Sapphire!”

“Ruby.”

“You gotta draw the line somewhere!”

“Ruby.”

“You gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, Sapphire!”

“Ruby.”

“You gotta make a statement!  You gotta look inside yourself and say, ‘What am I willing to put up with today?’“

“NOT FUCKING THIS”

Have this shitty mettaton. I am so tired.

thatonegojimun:

id tell you what this is but if im honest i have no idea

moonphanter:

abadtime:

silverskye13:

thelostmoongazer:

*arrives to your chistmas party 4 days late* I AM SO SORRY 

i started this comic on christmas dayand i thought i was going to get it done that night but i ended up not finishing it until last friggin night (for shame moon for shame) bUT ITS DONE AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT?????

i hope everyone had a happy and safe holiday and i wish everyone luck in the new year!!

bonus papy:

This is the most adorable thing!

Oh no I can’t handle it ;_;

It’s too adorable, send help *clutches heart*

nartothelar:

PTA Sans is life tbh. Enjoy!~

thatonegojimun:

this is a bit late and pretty bad, but. 

you can do it

happy new years, guys

Wait, does this specific comic take place after a near genocide ending because in that ending it was only alphys and sans alive

yamsgarden:

Please check the painting version of my awesome bro WalkingMelonsAAA on DA in HIGH RESOLUTION! She did a fantastic job!!!

I think Undyne melts before turning into dust because her body can’t contain Determination?! I’m not sure but boy, I CRIED LIKE A NEW BORN BABY!!

soapsock:

Out of all the things that tried to disturb me in Undertale, this non-attack was honestly the most effective in that regard.