Silver Tongue

shy-girl-nac:

H…

They already hung up…

things that chara is, beyond a soulless rampaging murderer

gransmells:

narrachara:

narrachara:

  • an absolute pun master ( pomeraisins, chairiel, pomer-granite, moldbygg, good morningstar, detemmienation )
  • a nerd ( loox eyewalker, anyone? snowdecahedron, ‘truly the most tsundere of plants’ )
  • sarcastic ( ah! wow! woah! it’s a ‘hole’, the entirety of the snow poffs, ‘that’s great if you’re a microwave fan’ )
  • has an extreme opinion on licorice
  • a child ( look at these cool toys! )
  • a dog person
  • able to knit
  • willing to put themself through a LOT of pain ( buttercup incident )
  • a gardener ( ‘perfect for cutting plants and vines’ )
  • rather knowledgeable about monsters
  • a victim of abuse 
  • willing to play along with asriel ( smile for the camera!, the ‘creepy face’ tape )
  • pessimistic 
  • nonbinary
  • has a rather large vocabulary
  • silent when you fight toriel and asgore
  • the hope of humans and monsters

#wait hold on #so that text isn’t frisks thoughts???? #it’s chara??? #someone explain #undertale

@s-tsukiyama

hello!! i am the someone that will explain.

basically, there’s a theory that chara provides all the narration text. this is supported by many pieces of evidence. the narration always refers to frisk in the second person ( ‘it’s you!’, ‘froggit attacks you!’, ‘you win!’, etc etc ), except during a no mercy run. by then, it’s canonically chara that is in control. the narration switches to first person ( ‘it’s me!’, ‘in my way’, etc etc ). in no mercy, the narration also describes various items in asgore’s house in first person too.

the narration also provides the player/frisk with lots of information that frisk would not know, most notably through the ‘check’ option. chara would know that to peacefully beat a loox, the solution is to ‘don’t pick on him.’ or that shyren is ‘a talented singer, with a little help.’

the narration also translates for the froggits. frisk would not know how to beat these monsters or the froggits’ language. chara, in their long time spent underground, would.

there’s other pieces of evidence, but those are the most prominent.

@pixelasexual

socially-awkward-myself:

the most underrated pun in the videogame.

artsekey:

djsckatzen:

ain’t complaitin’ but

somebody had to say it

You can’t sexualize a calculator

Not with that attitude.

So I, uh, just did the math

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimeportal:

dagonborn:

slimeportal:

zombieabbyka:

silver-tongues-blog:

zombieabbyka:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

Undertale is catching up at 0.1% every ten minutes so at this rate, it would take 8.7 hours just to be even. That’s cutting it a little too close considering there’s only 9.3 hours left. C’mon people, vote!

Say, since you’re doing math right now, mind calculating the chances Undertale would have against FF7 or SSBMelee since it’s being pit up against one of those two afterwards?

well, it’s going to have a much easier chance of beating those because melee, FF VII and OoT are the top three games people are sick of winning on that site.

Well clearly not since they even got this far

Melee beat Pokemon GSC and Chrono Trigger, Not to mention Melee elitists are notorious for treating everything as if it’s serious business

Even if you really like pokemon, vote Undertale because the forum is full of bitching and it’s just funny.

No, that’s a bad thing to say. THe proper thing to say is, even if you like pokemon, you should vote undertale because the poll is undertale vs pokemon gen1 which is the agruably the worst gen.

Gen 1 is the only one I ever liked. I’m old, yeah, but it’s what got me through high school without wanting to jump off a bridge. Not a fan of the new gens so I said the right thing.

GSC was far better, but regardless of which game wins, it will still lose to Melee/FF7

The attitude that you shouldn’t even try if the odds are stacked against you is boring.

I know, but do you really think anyone can actually win against a fandom who liked a specific game so much that they literally turned it’s sequel into the previous game?

The gamefaqs community is pretty adamant about voting FF VII though. Every contest they have ends up devolving into oot vs ff vii.

So either way the contest is rigged to end the same way?

man, no wonder I keep saying Gamefaqs polls are bullshit

they are but undertale still made it to the finals despite the various rallies that pokemon had and matsuda encouraging people to vote for undertale

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So I, uh, just did the math

zombieabbyka:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

Undertale is catching up at 0.1% every ten minutes so at this rate, it would take 8.7 hours just to be even. That’s cutting it a little too close considering there’s only 9.3 hours left. C’mon people, vote!

Say, since you’re doing math right now, mind calculating the chances Undertale would have against FF7 or SSBMelee since it’s being pit up against one of those two afterwards?

well, it’s going to have a much easier chance of beating those because melee, FF VII and OoT are the top three games people are sick of winning on that site.

Well clearly not since they even got this far

Melee beat Pokemon GSC and Chrono Trigger, Not to mention Melee elitists are notorious for treating everything as if it’s serious business

Even if you really like pokemon, vote Undertale because the forum is full of bitching and it’s just funny.

No, that’s a bad thing to say. THe proper thing to say is, even if you like pokemon, you should vote undertale because the poll is undertale vs pokemon gen1 which is the agruably the worst gen.

Ah yes, the undertale characters. I remember all of them!

looks at smudged hand

Papayas

Sands

Office

For Real

As Real

Fist

Karen

underwater

and of course, megatron.