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nanosbeat:

the real reason why frisks eyes were closed and the real reveal to papyrus 

Sans: linda i swear to god...
Linda: Gluten allergies are a myth. It's so stupid! How can anyone believe this crap?!
Sans: one, gluten allergies are not a myth. two, you're out voted anyway. and three, if you picked up a book once in a while maybe you'd be on the winning side. anyway, moving on to our next item...

But imagine linda insisting that vaccinations are bad and then sans chimes in with the story of chara and how a child getting sick and dying almost caused a massive ware that would only end in genocide.

No but imagine this

ollieisverybored:

You know how people say that sans screams about Linda wanting a gluten free lunch hall. Well it feels as if it should be the other way around.

Linda thinks that people fake the whole gluten-intolerance thing to loose weight, but let’s say monsters can’t process gluten, and sweet pta mom Julie has a son with gluten problems, so he’s actively fighting for gluten free food, but Linda can’t get off her FUCKING HIGH-HORSE BULLSHIT

wispywinterwind:

Sometimes Sans likes to take Pappys phone because he forgets to charge his 8D

Enjoy moar PTA Sans 10 min Speed Doodles before work

therightnippleofarcher:

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:

  • refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
  • whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
  • stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
  • supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
  • stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
  • give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
  • obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
  • throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
  • “I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
  • build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
  • say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
  • try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
  • clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
  • make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
  • stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
  • own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
  • burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
  • demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
  • start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
  • “the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
  • the flattery supplex
  • talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
  • write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
  • slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
  • ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
  • this:
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cinna–bunny:

therightnippleofarcher:

the best thing about mettaton is that he obviously considers his rectangle form to be irresistibly sexy as much as his EX form because he’s released 28 feature length movies consisting of nothing but rose petals falling on his reclining body and apparently he broke into undyne’s house once just to lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes and both of these happened when he was still a calculator with arms

Body positivity at its finest.

Monsters are in tune with their souls. The more pure a monsters soul is, the more beautiful the monster is. mettaton IS a monster. He’s a ghost in a robot body. As egocentric as he is, he still cares deeply about all his fans and family. That’s why he decided not to leave the underground if his fans couldn’t follow because he knows how important to them he is. Mettaton is who people should aspire to be.

scotchtapeofficial:
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