- Surely he couldn't top that joke

mapleleauf:

im so sorry

i-am-so-awfully-awkward:

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:

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looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:

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looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:

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sinnamon roll:

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simonsoys:

Kid jokes. :P

rotodisk:
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stellar-art:
“ from Twitter for undertale60min the other day
prompt was ‘leg’
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stellar-art:

from Twitter for undertale60min the other day
prompt was ‘leg’
:D

soupery:

its v scary how well dr horrible songs fit for sans tbh

I know, it’s shotcking how someone who constantly has an internal battle and watches the person he loves most die due to his mistake can relate to dr horrible.

nemeankitten:

People seem to forget a lot of stuff about Papyrus in favor of giving him a childlike persona, so I have compiled a list of stuff he has actually done. Papyrus:

Is legitimately sarcastic, and has lightheartedly snarked at Undyne a couple times.

Used reverse psychology on Undyne in order to get her to make friends with Frisk.

Apparently able to solve the newspaper crossword puzzle with ease.

Made a trap on the bridge that was perfectly capable of giving you hell, but chose to deactivate it because he thought it wouldn’t be fair.

Is actually really goddamn organized.

Enjoys seeing things that are in order and well structured.

Doesn’t like Grillby’s.

Thinks almost everything about Hotland is stupid and believes their entire method of getting around is ridiculous.

Is grossed out pretty easily.

The one who convinced Sans to get a job.

Capable of looking after him in the past and mentioned having to keep him on the “straight and narrow”.

Is not some helpless child who constantly has to be babied by Sans.

He is hardworking as hell, he just plain doesn’t give up, on his aims or on people.

Seems to be pretty dexterous, normally sticking the window landing. 

He’s easily formidable enough to join the Royal Guard in terms of combat.

Insecure at times about not having too many friends, and quickly changed his stance on Grillby’s after Undyne says she likes it.

Really tries to take care of his friends, like he encourages Alphys, got Sans to get up and find work, and when Undyne was depressed in the neutral ending he does his best to make her happy again.

Internalized his grief and loneliness over the absence of his friends when he was made ruler, not even telling Sans about it, but kept on trying to give everyone hope regardless.

Is not only capable but seriously nurturing, friendly, and unabashedly encouraging to everyone he comes across.

Whoa, you're on the Undertail blocklist! Congrats, what an honor
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rainbowmod:

silver-tongues-blog:

tgweaver:

what is the undertail block list

is it like some maintained callout list of people who do undertale porn the wrong way
is it your personal list for people who make the wrong kind of porn
is it just a list of people who draw undertale porn at all, and have viewers that can’t blacklist properly

i must be missing something important

it’s a sign that undertale is going down the same path as steven universe.

We can’t let that happen.

It looks like it’s going down that rout what with people getting onto other people when they draw the AMBIGUOUS GENDER/RACE PROTAGONIST in the way they imagine them to be if it doesn’t fit headcanon. People are already getting onto artists for drawing “skinny toriel” despite the fact that toriel wears a long robe and we have no idea whether she’s skinny, average or fat. people are getting onto artists for drawing the skelebros and the fish and dino as humans if they’re drawn white because it doens’t fit headcanons.

The whole point of the game is that it’s up to interpretation. So that many people can see themselves as someone no matter who the character is.  And even outside of the art part, people get really pissed if you kill someone in your first run. THey also get really pissed if you genocide first run. THey also get pissed if you get the true ending in your first run. No matter how you play it, it’s not “the proper way” to play. Nevermind the fact that it’s multiple ways to play each give a little bit more about the characters and lore or that it makes it very replayable.

Also people are getting mad at toby for asking people not to sell fan merch of undertale despite the fact that he’s an indie developer and his income comes from people buying the game AND THE OFFICIAL MERCH.

So yeah, it does look like it’s going down a similar path as steven universe.

Grillby Bonus Boss Fight (Genocide Run) (spoilers!)

asrielobsessed:

scarodactyl:

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I’m surprised I haven’t seen more posts about this fight.  It shouldn’t be that hard to find, since sans flat out tells you where to go.  If you head back to Grillby’s after beating Sans you’ll find him waiting there for you.  And he’s not happy.

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The music cuts in here.  Obviously there isn’t a full hidden track–instead, I’m pretty sure what plays is just MEGALOVANIA reversed (NEGALOVANIA?)  You can listen to it here: https://soundcloud.com/scarodactyl/negalovania-grillby-bonus-boss-theme

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The glasses scroll from right to left or left to right, and they get faster each time.

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This one gets really tricky, since the bubbles don’t move in straight lines and you can’t stop moving.  It’s not impossible but I’ve never avoided taking damage.

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And sometimes he just lets one of these loose.  This one doesn’t look too hard to avoid, and it isn’t at first.  But it can strike in the center or on either side, and he’ll sometimes do it in the middle of the other two attacks.

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As you would guess from his defense, one hit is enough to take him down…but he immediately reignites no matter how many times you do.

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The only way to make it stick is to make a detour to Hotland first.

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If you carry the cup with you into the battle you have a new option in the act menu.

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And with that, Grillby is no more.

I…is this real?!

Man, I wish this was real because that would be rad.