Me: *chillin in the afterlife*

Some asshole trying to seance with a hasbro toy: I call upon the spirits!

me: ugh what a fuckin loser.

Me: *moves planchet* 

Some Asshole: W A A A A H ? what the fuck is that supposed to mean? who are you?

Me: *move planchet again*

Asshole: W A L O U I J A

weather outside: *lightning and a distant waaaahhh*

since waluigi is uncircumcised and is a counterpart of luigi, does that mean luigi is circumcised?

putuksstuff:

I don’t have any Waluigi reaction images.

Here, you can use mine

a-random-mod:

jestre:

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yardovich:

worldsworstgrandpa:

He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.

whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis

That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.

Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!” 

God damn. The mild world of Waluigi. 

The lore deepens

Waluigi is the best.

Did seriously no one ask for a source to this? Source, please?

Well, it was charles martinet, the voice of most mario character including waluigi, who said they weren’t related. Well, him and the official mario party 5 guide.

You forgot to link that for sake of verification. :P

It’s hard to link a specific page from a book and the only things I have to verify it are a broken link and multiple wiki articles that state the same. But I know you don’t believe wiki articles.

http://www.gamezone.com/originals/charles-martinet-celebrates-15-years-of-wario-with-kombo

Found it.