Impa: The princess has gone missing! The dear, beloved princess, of whom I have spent every moment of my life training to defend and have been by her side.
Sheik: Hello.
Impa: Who is this jerk that I don't know.
Impa: Who is not from my tribe but somehow has extensive sheikah knowledge as though trained by me.
Impa: Who has the exact same length and colour hair as the princess.
Impa: Who has her exact harp.
Impa: Also the Triforce of Wisdom.
Impa:
Impa: WHERE IS ZELDA
