Silver Tongue
Me: *talking about fallout 4*
Boss: if you spoil it, I will fire you.
Me: relax, I'm not an asshole.
Coworker: yes you are!
Me: relax, I'm not that kind of asshole.
Rudest customer ever.

She was a mom with two kids and grabbed a child seat for her bag as she let her daughter sit and walk on the table. She also let her son just keep pressing the ice button on the fountain until there was ice on the floor. She also let her daughter hit the light fixtures, all of which are connected and dammit I hate her.