that youre the king of a desert people and just aided the king of a foreign land win a civil war. you just made an alliance and your desert now flies its banner alongside the lush vibrant kingdom you just befriended. They can provide aid to your people who are struggling to survive. The neighbor kings daughter doesnt trust you because she had some nightmares but shes a kid. THEN some kid who smells like hes never washed in the 12 years hes lived and is wearing ratty clothes and has spiders in his hair, I mean he looks like he lived his life feral in the forest and only just walked out. he claims to be a kid from the future and that you take over the world. Whatever. Just another kid parroting what his parents probably told him about your desert people and letting his imagination run wild. except suddenly hes got some ancient artifact that the king you just made an alliance with has sworn to protect. This kid comes in with a stolen artifact and claims that youre the one who wanted to take it. And the king is like treatys over. Then you gotta fight a 12 year long war with them because the king would rather believe some kid than the person who fought alongside him during the civil war. and the worst part is that the king makes this feral child a knight. the fuck is up with that?
Finally two days of work completed. here it is with and without the gold filter. and I know that spirit zelda technically didnt have the triforce or the curse of demise but i’m still counting her because its more about spirit of the concept.
evening reblog
Finally two days of work completed. here it is with and without the gold filter. and I know that spirit zelda technically didnt have the triforce or the curse of demise but i’m still counting her because its more about spirit of the concept.
Spirit Zelda; Spirit Tracks
a ghost. Died by having her soul ripped from her body. adorable. Helps out a fuck ton by possessing the phantom knights. granddaughter of the objectively best zelda. 9/10
Resurrected Zelda: Twilight Princess
Technically a zombie. Gave her life to save midna. Was resurrected in full by ganon to steal her triforce which should have been in midna since that was the whole point of her giving up her life. shes basically alive and thats boring. 2/10
Heroes Shade: Twilight Princess
A revenant. Killed during the war that broke out in hyrule after he traveled from the future to warn of the dangers of ganondorf. Died as a knight but not a hero and thus cannot pass on until he makes sure his next incarnation doesnt make the mistakes he did. A boney boy who is pure and i love him. 999/10
Link: BOTW
A twink killed before finishing a job. Technically a zombie who spent a century resurrecting. Docking points because hes basically alive but that doesnt change the fact that hes a little gremlin doing his best. 7/10
Ganondorf: BOTW 2
a shrinkwrapped buff boy. get this man some moisturizer. Presumably died fighting a link at some point and buried under some place until the curse forced him to resurrect. absolutely amazing. 420/10
Mindless Ganon: OoA/OoS
Mindless zombie due to botched resurrection. Pure destructive force but no way to control it. Basically a pig on a rampage. a big boy but ultimately unsatisfying. 4/10
Yuganon: LBW
Thats not ganon, thats just a ganon fanboy who merged with ganons corpse. -1986/10
Byrne: How could I be defeated by humans!
Zelda ‘goddess incarnate and grandaughter of tetra’ hyrule: the power of friendship, right link?
Link, the hero chosen by literal gods and literal lifetimes of experience: Mmhmm!
The wind temple from wind waker is the worst zelda temple. yes im including the water temple from OoT. the wind temple’s puzzles consist of nothing but “plant the tree” and its boss is full of artificial difficulty. Molgera is not hard. The closest thing to hard is that he spawns baby worms to mess with z targeting. Nothing about that is hard. the temple theme is bland and the overall aesthetic just feels out of place with its muted browns. theonly good thing about the temple is the boss theme fuckin pops
me and @kilalabunnies were talkin about zelda and tetra earlier today and how cool it would be for WW zelda to have the tan.
